Revelations

I was nominated for a blog award.

 

 

 

 

My blog? Seriously? Which consists of exactly one page? I don’t even deserve an award.

Anyway. I thought it was a good chance to indulge in some shameless narcissism as I paint myself to be the thing dreams are made of.

Haha. I kid. Inside, I’m all, “Yayness! This is Awesomeness!” Plus, it will make my blog a leetle more colourful.

Thank you for tagging me, Momina. 🙂

Behold, as I bleed butterflies.

Eleven Facts About Myself.

(Eleven?! Okay, I’ll try.)

  • I’ve never eaten a Zinger or a Big Mac. I’m allergic to sesame seeds. Fish burgers tend to be very, very boring.
  • I have an oddly strong aversion to the colour yellow. I’m trying very hard to overcome it. It’s supposed to be a nice colour. Except that wearing it makes me look like a badly cooked sunny-side-up.
  • Tomatoes make me happy. Tomatoes are the sexiest fruit in existence.
  • I do not like Juicy Fruit because the wrapper is yellow. Also, who calls a flavoured piece of rubber a juicy fruit?
  • I wear glasses. The kind with huge frames. I look like a bug.
  • I cannot live without tissue paper. My nose has a tendency to launch into Niagara Falls impersonations, unannounced.
  • I almost cannot stand clocks that tick. I once broke a clock by smashing it on the floor because its tick-tock wasn’t letting me sleep. No, I don’t normally break things in anger. Or otherwise.
  • I’m very, very afraid of spiders. I don’t mind any other insects. I’m okay with lizards as long as they stick to the walls and ceilings and do not invade my personal space. There’s a plump, pink, translucent one lounging on the window in front of me as I type. The pink, translucent ones are far better than the dried up, scaly, grey ones. Succulent lizards are better than shrivelled ones.
  • I like to gross people out.
  • I like to stare at the sky at night and then text people to go out and look at the moon. It disappoints me when someone doesn’t seem to be interested in it.
  • I’m not a depressed person sitting in a smoke-filled room, crying while typing out depressing blog posts. Just saying.

There you go. Now, to the questions that I have to answer. Because Momina says so! (I feel so important.)

The Momina Questions.

Favorite quote, and why?

“All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.” -Alexandre Dumas

Because it makes my mind go around in circles.

Also,

“Loving someone means taking the risk that they might fuck up your nicely ordered little life.” – Mark Haddon

That one’s from A Spot of Bother. Because Mark Haddon is a smart man and knows what he is talking about.

One thing about you that people wouldn’t assume by looking at you?

That I’m 5 feet and an inch tall. People assume that it’s five feet. The idiots.

Would you rather forgive something said about you or verbally lash the person who said it?

That depends on what is said, and by whom. At the end of the day, I’d rather forgive. I have a bad memory when it comes to bearing grudges. It can become very awkward when you warmly hug someone goodbye after you’ve yelled at them just moments before for disrespecting you.

Something about you that makes you really proud.

I almost never make spelling mistakes.

A single favourite book you wouldn’t mind reading twice or thrice. Why?

Jane Eyre. I like the bleak, rustic, damp atmosphere of the book. Whenever I read it, I imagine it raining in every scene. Also, I find Jane to be very relatable, in some ways.

I wouldn’t mind reading Pride and Prejudice a few times, either. And I’ve read Love Story at least half a dozen times.

One person whose (God forbid) death would change you? Why? 

Anybody’s death would affect me deeply, in some way or the other. Because I believe that every single person that I’ve ever met has affected me in some way, big or small.

What’s that which you desire the most from life?

For there to be a day when I can look back at my life thus far and not regret anything, and to see that everything that happened, good and bad, happened for a reason.

Your favourite word. Yes, word.

Sensuous.

Also, hullabaloo, hush, pompous, buttery and croissant.

“Give me a croissant, dear”

“Would you like some caviar with that?”

“You pompous fool, who on earth does that?”

“Your sensuous, bespectacled eyes while you eat. Ah. What a hullabaloo in my heart!”

“Hush. Have yourself a buttery croissant.”

Beauty comes from ______ ?

Seeing beauty in everything.

Five things that life is about.

Feeling. Everything, from the night air, to the stars, to music, happiness, love and pain. Sometimes feeling so much that it hurts, because that is how you know that you’re alive and awake, and not dreaming or dead.

Trying. Even when everything seems hopeless. You won’t know for sure unless you try

Loving. It can make life worth living. Everything can be taken away from you, but not love. It’s your own.

Acceptance. There are some things that you cannot change. The sooner you accept that, the easier life will be.

Food.

Words for you are?

Words can do anything. It’s all in how you string them together.

Now it’s my turn to interrogate you.

  • Would you rather gouge someone’s eyes out with a teaspoon or cut his/her ears off with a bread knife?
  • What’s your comfort food?
  • What’s the first thing you would buy (buy, not do) if you won a million dollars?
  • Silver or gold?
  • Would you rather eat a steamed snake or a fried frog?
  • What is your most prized electronic device?
  • You find out that the world ends in one week, and you can go to any one place in the world before everything blows up. Where do you choose to go?
  • What is one way that you do not want to die?
  • Your favourite song, as of now.
  • What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
  • How do you react to harsh criticism?

Now you have to do the same.

This is where I have to break the rules. I don’t know a lot of bloggers here, and most of the ones I do know have already been tagged. Could my tiny audience please tag the bloggers they like in the comments? Or you could just randomly answer my lame questions if you like. 🙂

P.S. Yes, I can be very long-winded.

 

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14 thoughts on “Revelations

  1. Try to take the sesame seed layer off the bun and then eat the zinger, no?
    I love fish burgers.
    Yellow I despised but now I am okay with it. (:

    Feeling. Everything, from the night air, to the stars, to music, happiness, love and pain. Sometimes feeling so much that it hurts, because that is how you know that you’re alive and awake, and not dreaming or dead. (:

    • I’ve tried that. But even a few of those tiny seeds are pretty dangerous. Haha.
      Thank you for checking out my blog. I feel crazy happy even when I get one view. 🙂

  2. Loving. It can make life worth living. Everything can be taken away from you, but not love. It’s your own.

    i know what you mean but the pain it brings is unbearable.
    still i loved all your answers. you have a good sense of humor =)

  3. It was fun reading this, I assumed from your posts that you were serious. Wronged.
    I wear glasses too :O but the rectangular frames, the big geeky ones make me look…well…geeky.
    I love the second quote! It’s perfect. I mean i have no experience with love whatsoever but from the stories i have heard it’s a mental disease!

    I likey!! 😀

    • We all think serious thoughts. Those are what you usually see here. But I learnt that I’m happiest when I don’t take myself too seriously. Haha.
      I do look geeky, and my glasses look like they’re attacking my face. I used to squint a lot though, when I had rectangular frames. Now my eyes have space to be open wide.
      Hahaha. Yeah, it is a disease of sorts! Thank you for reading this huge thing, and thanks for tagging me once again. 😀

  4. I feel the same way about yellow(who doesn’t?).As for your question…Thank God I am spared of gouging out eyes for you see I am a medical student and the dead bodies we study already have their eyes and skin removed.

    • I’ve seen the corpses med students work on, and I wondered where they found so many eyeless people. Interesting.
      A lot of people like yellow. Welcome to the blogiverse. =)

      • oh boy,, you wouldn’t wanna know that. they don’t find eyeless corpses, they make them. i have seen them doing it in my college, in my first year…taking out the brains, then the eyes. eewww…=/ its disgusting and fascinating at the same time!

  5. “I like to stare at the sky at night and then text people to go out and look at the moon. It disappoints me when someone doesn’t seem to be interested in it.”

    SHIT. I thought i was the only one.

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